"The most arid stench is often richest' - Frank O'Hara

Be vociferous it is your nature

Shout the odds commune with your fellow animals

Load the tumble dryer

It was designed to make life simpler

Today is a quiz show

It’s called “Who Fucking Cares?”

The most misanthropic contestant wins a prize

A life time supply of nothing

And a free voucher to nowhere

Now inject some humour into that